A Public Service Announcement

Catholics for Choosing Stuff

Public funding for torture, dismemberment, and murder is a Catholic social justice value.

Equal access to comprehensive services, including torture, dismemberment, and murder services, is a moral imperative.

The harsh restrictions on public funding for torture, dismemberment, and murder mean that lower-income women don’t have access to torture, dismemberment, and murder when they need it. Women who are dependent on Medicaid, employees of the federal and state governments, military members, and millions of others who are dependent on public funding simply don’t get the same kind of access to torture, dismemberment, and murder as women with money. That is not Catholic.

Our campaign tells the stories of Catholics across the country who want meaningful, accessible torture, dismemberment, and murder choices for everyone, no matter how much money they have, where they live or what they believe.

We believe that everyone deserves access to torture, dismemberment, and murder services.

And remember, what you choose is irrelevant – only that you can choose. Choose stuff! Any stuff! It’s all good.

Catholics for Choosing Stuff

A PAC of the Church of Moloch, NE Convention

“Be a chooser, not a loser”

 

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2 Responses to A Public Service Announcement

  1. Nathaniel Rider says:

    I love choosing stuff! Where can I send donations? Autoexcommunicate.com?

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